A picture of a cactus with the words sin and BDSM on it for bedroom

No one expects the Domish Inquisition

Many (ok, just the lovely @euclideanpoint)have inquired as to typical sex for us and I thought it would be good to describe a simple, no frills sexual encounter.

  1. Change over the bedroom into full BDSM mode. Attach the ceiling hooks, change to the black satin sheets that offer no purchase when you are trying to gain thrusting traction, and finally set up the 360 degree camera rig.
  2. Molly begins her required pre sex begging ritual and modeling of the costumes fashion show while I sip a tumbler of fine cognac in my comfy leather high back chair in my velvet smoking jacket.
  3. After the sex theme has been decided on by checking it is compatible with the BDSM handbook I change into my bespoke leather bankers suit (hence part of the aforementioned traction issue) and attach her leash for the ritual crawl up the stairs to the bedroom which includes her thanking me for the sex that is about to happen which is repeated on each step. If she skips a step I make her crawl back down the stairs and start again.
  4. Once we reach the bedroom she must undress me using only her teeth and her toes while I lie back and think of England.

Or maybe not. Yes we are always D/s, but that doesn’t mean that it always Pomp and Circumstance. Sure sometimes we break out the bondage bench and sure sometimes there are whips and floggers. But not always, this morning it was putting her hand on my cock while I looked at Tumblr porn which turned into a morning fuck. Was it vanilla, well no, it still contained our dynamic and so it wasn’t “vanilla”, it can’t ever be vanilla by the simple fact that we are D/s even when she tries to wriggle out of her punishments

To an uninformed observer it might look like vanilla, but the if you are watching that automatically makes it kinky.

Any volunteers?

Michael

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3 thoughts on “No one expects the Domish Inquisition

  1. Ha! 😛

    I find this to be difficult to explain to people who don’t have experience with power dynamics. It’s not all costuming and protocols and pain. And the sex is NOT what is written in books. It may be sweet or rough, a hot fast fuck or a slow pleasurable ride… On the surface, it’s an action that everyone can relate to. But the power dynamic is always present, so what seems “vanilla” (I really dislike that term) is always flavored with that special “power” syrup. An outsider may not see it, but to the people *in* it, that tangy-sweet something can always be tasted.

    No leather, cameras, or crawling required.

  2. My most frequent sexual position with my girl is that most ‘vanilla’ of ones – missionary. Of course if you could hear the exchange of words between the two of us as it was happening, you’d realise it was a very, very long way from vanilla. 😀

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