I thought that I might just run down list of things about me, so that you might feel you know me better. After all most of you have seen my cock, so why should I hide anything else about me? To those that follow me on Twitter this will feel familiar, for those that don’t follow me on Twitter, well, why don’t you? A brief word of warning, if you have a fantasy image of me in your head this will most certainly spoil that.
My Body
I am 5′ 8″ Tall which makes me 1″ taller that Sylvester Stallone and Tom Cruise and no, I have no idea what that is in metric. I am just under 200 lbs and yet again I do know what that is is metric, but I do that means I am not the real Slim Shady. I have an alien toe, well that is what I claim anyway. In truth I damaged the toenail on my big toe on my right foot and it now grows into a sharp pointy thing. No I will not post a picture. I have mentioned my lack of sensitivity to pain in my arms, something that is both useful and annoying simultaneously. I am circumcised, yes you probably have seen a picture of it.
Enough about my body, let’s talk about other things.
My Politics
I am liberal, I mean really liberal, like while I think Obama was a decent President, I think he leaned to the right far too much. So as you can imagine I think the old Tory government was dangerous in so many ways and the new Tory government shows that it can always get worse. Meanwhile back in murrica we have people singing the praises of a failed businessman turned into a racist, fascist, women hating, war monger running for fucking president. If you are imagining smoke coming out of my ears you are not far wrong.
I think that Black Lives Matter is a completely valid point and I am astonished that they don’t fight back more. I think that limiting guns and most certainly assault weapons would go a long way towards stopping the real terrorist, NRA members. I think that abortion is a woman’s decision about what to do with her body and government should stay the fuck out of it and that Planned Parenthood is a bastion of noble heroes. People should get to use whatever bathroom they damn well please to match the gender that they identify as, and that trans people are never lying in wait for anyone, they just want to pee.
I think that woman should be afforded the exact same opportunity as men and the exact same pay while we are at it. Men need to learn how to treat women properly so that don’t have to spend all their time worrying that some man might kill or rape them.
I also am hugely in favor of the freedom of speech and the right to privacy. We are driving headlong into a total surveillance state and censorship will only get worse . My friend Myles Jackman said it best PORNOGRAPHY IS THE CANARY IN THE COALMINE OF FREE SPEECH
I am sure I have missed a few and I have probably lost half my subscribers already.
My Sexuality
If you are new to this blog (hmm you might want to pick another post to start with) I am White/Het/Cis/Dom. My pronouns are He/Him/Sir (that last one is only for Molly, the rest of you may call me Your Lordship)
I am straight, but I will flirt with anyone at all and enjoy it, but I have no interest in other men. I am a dominant man and I need a submissive woman as my partner. Molly is my only sub and I am not seeking any others. I have been known to top others (what I prefer to call being a stunt arm) but I won’t just play just with anyone. Sharing my wife with other men is not a turn on for me and cuckolding is on my hardlist. I married a slut and I am very proud of her, but she is my slut, not yours.
Miscellany
I love to read, my preference is Science Fiction or Fantasy, but I will read almost anything. I love music and I don’t play my guitar often enough. I greatly enjoy cooking and baking, even though I can’t eat most of what I bake. Being silly is an important part of me, heaven help you if you call our house and I answer the phone and you are a telemarketer. I will have fun with you for as long as you will stay on the line with me.
I could go on and tell you everything I can think of about myself but to be honest I think you would find it all boring and I am being distract by the latest insanity of 2016.
If you have any questions or want to say anything to me at all, please do ask in the comments, or use the contact form to send me a message.
Thanks for tolerating my over sharing.
Michael